KEVIN BACON LINKED TO AL-QAEDA

According to anonymous sources the NSA, using its newly exposed US phone record database, has discovered a link between Kevin Bacon and al-Qaeda.

By connecting Mr. Bacon's calls to people and businesses with the calls made by those people and businesses to other people and businesses, the NSA has found that after five of these connections the actor can be linked al-Qaeda. With one more communication link, Mr. Bacon is directly linked to the elusive Osama bin-Laden.

The NSA and Mr. Bacon's representatives are refusing comment on this Bacon/al-Qaeda link, however, the NSA does deny that the NSA is also linked to Mr Bacon by only one degree of separation (see below).





Kevin Bacon ==> calls person/business 1 who
==> calls person/business 2 who ==> calls person/business 3 who
==> calls person/business 4 who ==> calls al-Qaeda operative who
==> calls Osama bin-Laden


Kevin Bacon ==> calls anyone. Phone information is collected by the NSA.

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